Murder
and Mystery, Ghosts and Ghouls
aboard the Magna Carta
A TRIP TO DIE FOR!
Richard Jones
MMC is one of the Capital's most experienced walking tour guides
with an unsurpassed pedigree when it comes to ghosts and the supernatural.
He is the author of many books including the definitive guide to
the darker side of the Capital, WALKING HAUNTED LONDON and of the
international best seller, FROMMERS MEMORABLE WALKS IN LONDON. In
1997 he wrote and presented the acclaimed drama-documentary ON THE
TRAIL OF JACK THE RIPPER and in addition he is a full member of
the prestigious MAGIC CIRCLE and creator of numerous psychic illusions
that have mystified audiences all over the world. Richard is our
resident guide for your week aboard Magna Carta, be scared, very
scared!
Sunday LONDON
You will begin your cruise by meeting Richard for afternoon tea
at the Stafford Hotel at 3pm. Take care not to spill your drink
as Richard sets the spine-chilling scene for the week ahead. Let
him talk of London's oldest, eeriest and most haunted quarters,
of untold horrors skulking in the shadows, the agonized screams
of a long ago execution, of spectral voices echoing across ancient
plague pits! 4pm transfer to Magna Carta moored nearby in St Katharine's
Dock. Champagne reception and welcome by the Captain. Dinner aboard.
After dinner,
as darkness descends, Richard will take you ON THE TRAIL OF JACK
THE RIPPER. Dare you walk in his shadow? as you delve into the crooked,
cobbled alleyways of Whitechapel to follow the Ripper's bloodstained
trail of terror. Step by bloodcurdling step you are spirited back
to the era of gaslit horror, to join the Victorian police as they
hunt the Ripper through a warren of crumbling back-streets. Richard
will show you Victorian photos of the streets, murder sites and
poor unfortunate victims and perform for you startling psychic phenomenon.
From mind-reading to prediction, spirit writing to escapology, telekinesis
to voodoo and poltergeist activity. All this will be demonstrated
before your very eyes.
We remain over night in St Katharine's Dock. Renovated in the 1970's
it retains its swing bridges, boutiques and restaurants around the
Yacht haven.
Monday ST
KATHARINE'S DOCK TO CHISWICK PIER
Only a short walk from Magna Carta, this morning Richard will take
you to the TOWER OF LONDON. Chiefly famous as a place of imprisonment
and death the Tower is the most haunted location in the Kingdom.
Traitors' gate was the watergate entrance for condemned prisoners.
A brown-robed monk is the ethereal presence here and may be the
ghost of Thomas a Becket. The Wakefield tower has the ghost of King
Henry VI who was stabbed to death here. The dolorous ghost appears
at the hour before midnight on the anniversary of the murder. The
Headsman's scaffold was situated on Tower green and a whole host
of psychic memories linger at the site. Queen Anne Boleyn was beheaded
here in 1536 and her spirit haunts it, though she appears in more
spectacular fashion in the Chapel Royal. The Martin tower is particularly
feared by the sentries for the malevolence of it's ghosts. The upper
rooms were used by George Boleyn, Anne's brother before his execution,
and his ghost walks here. Another active spirit sometimes pushes
visitors down the stairs! While the feint-hearted may retire back
to the safety of Magna Carta, the brave can continue to the LONDON
DUNGEON. A show of English Gothic horror. Among the life-size waxworks
of torture we see tableaux including a hanging at Tyburn gallows,
a man being hung, drawn and quartered and another being boiled alive.
For those of solid constitution the RIVER OF DEATH boat trip forms
an historical journey to ones own execution.
This afternoon we cruise past London's most famous sights viewed
from a perspective seldom seen by other travelers, and many haunted
ones. The riverfront at CLEOPATRA'S NEEDLE, is a favourite venue
for suicides and the tall, naked figure that jumps from the parapet
by the needle may be taken for one of these, except there is never
a splash as he hits the water. Pain racked moans and mocking laughter
are associated with this haunting. In the sixteenth century CHELSEA
was a venue for bear-baiting and the ghost of a bear haunts the
riverside here. Dinner aboard.
Warmth and friendly
chatter abounds as the food is consumed and the fine wine flows.
But wait! The crew are not seen or heard, the saloon lights are
dimming, The flickering candles that had added so much to the ambiance
are now the only light! Richard enters the room whose atmosphere
has changed so much. We may bind him in chains, but will you notice
as he walks free before you've even let go of the locks that hold
him?
Tuesday CHISWICK
PIER TO HAMPTON COURT
CHISWICK HOUSE AND WALPOLE HALL are both haunted by the ponderous
ghost of the Duchess of Cleveland, a mistress of Charles II before
he met Nell Gwynne. She died of dropsy at Walpole house where her
spirit walks with a heavy tread. Today's cruise takes us into the
beautiful countryside past Kew gardens and Richmond and on to HAMPTON
COURT PALACE. A galaxy of ghosts haunt this royal palace. It's builder,
Cardinal Wolsey, has been seen in spectral form only once but two
of Henry VIII's wives are regular ghostly presences at the palace.
Catherine Howard, the fifth wife found the king repulsive and took
her favours elsewhere. Condemned for this, she ran through the palace,
pursued by guards, seeking Henry's pardon. He ignored her and she
went to the scaffold still demented, having to be held down under
the axe. Her desperate cries still echo in the corridors and her
fists beat on the door of the chapel. The White Lady who walks up
the stairs and through the Silver Stick Gallery is the wraith of
Jane Seymour, who was queen for just a year before dying in childbirth.
Mrs Sibell Penn, (nurse to the sickly King Edward VI) is the most
commonly seen phantom walking here and may also be heard as the
distinctive click-clack noise of a spinning wheel in the south-west
wing. Dinner aboard.
'From the dim
woods on either bank, Night's ghostly army, the grey shadows, creep
out with noiseless tread to chase away the lingering rearguard of
the light, and pass, with noiseless, unseen feet, above the waving
river grass, and through the sighing rushes; and Night, upon her
sombre throne, folds her dark wings above the darkening world, and,
from her phantom palace, lit by the pale stars, reigns in stillness.'
(Jerome K Jerome. Three Men in a Boat.)
Tonight as
always, Richard will perform more tricks and psychic phenomenon!
Will you believe your eyes when a Tarot card held in the palm of
your hand, suddenly vanishes as you hold it tightly?
Wednesday
HAMPTON COURT TO RUNNYMEDE
This morning we enjoy a meandering cruise following the course of
the Thames to Runnymede. Moored at Bell Weir Lock adjacent to a
luxury spa, we have the opportunity to visit the spa before a short
drive to BROOKLANDS. This famous prewar racing circuit is haunted
by a figure in helmet and goggles, who may be the ghost of Percy
Lambert, killed at the end of the railway straight, during a record-breaking
attempt. Dinner aboard.
After dinner,
perhaps a drink with Richard in the Gothic paneled bar of the Hotel
with more ghostly stories and tricks.
Thursday
RUNNYMEDE TO WINDSOR then on to Oakley Court
This morning we cruise through Runnymede, where King John faced
the powerful barons and sealed the 'Magna Carta" in 1215. Before
long we see stunning views of WINDSOR CASTLE, one of the Queens
favourite homes and the largest inhabited castle in the world. By
lunchtime we are moored in Windsor. It isn't only the living that
inhabit this area, far from it! The castle is haunted by Elizabeth
I (in the library), George III (his face is seen at the window of
the locked room where he spent the years of his insanity) and Henry
VIII (the sounds of a lame man painfully walking near the deanery).
Herne the hunter is reputed to roam the royal golf course and the
THEATRE ROYAL is the home to Charlotte, who died when the theatre
burnt down in 1908. We can walk over to ETON COLLEGE whose grey
lady is the wraith of Jane Shore, mistress of Edward IV, who persuaded
him not to dissolve the school founded by his foe King Henry VI.
When Jane lost royal favour she was imprisoned. She died in 1526
and haunts Lupton's tower and the cloisters. Late afternoon cruise
to the OAKLEY COURT HOTEL. This spooky looking building, now a luxury
hotel was a film location for several Hammer Horror movies as well
as Dracula and the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Dinner aboard.
Will you flinch
as an everyday item is placed on your outstretched palm and Richard
causes it to get hot using nothing more than the power of thought?
Friday WINDSOR TO HURLEY
This morning we cruise through the most beautiful scenery imaginable,
and past BISHAM ABBEY. Lady Hoby, who died in 1609 at the age of
81, haunts the abbey because of her cruelty to her son William who
she killed. Her portrait dominates the great hall and she is said
to step from its frame to walk the house. We arrive in the small
village of HURLEY at lunchtime. The passageway that connects the
cellar of Ye Olde Belle (the oldest inn in the country), and the
basement of Ladye Place (once the home of the Lovelace family) is
reputed to be haunted. Furtive whispering can sometimes be heard
behind the wooden paneling in the bar. This afternoon we take a
drive to OXFORD. Exeter College is haunted by the headless spectre
of John Crocker, whose tomb may be seen in the chapel. Magpie Lane
is haunted by a gentle grieving Brown Lady who is generally believed
to be the shade of Prudence Burcote. Merton College fellows' garden
is haunted by the ghost of Colonel Francis Windebank, who was shot
here by Cromwell in 1645. St John's College. Also in 1645 Archbishop
Laud suffered under the axe for his belief in the church against
parliament and was buried under the altar in the chapel of his college.
His ghost is unconventional. In its most spectacular form it bowls
its head towards the feet of anyone unlucky enough to meet it, often
causing them to feint. Obediah Walker, master of University College
during the reign of James II, haunts the room he occupied three
centuries ago. Mary Blandy was executed at the castle in 1752 for
the murder of her father and her ghost walks in the vicinity of
Westgate. It is said that a blackbird perched on the scaffold during
the execution and no blackbird has sung here since.
Captains Farewell
Dinner aboard where Richard will reveal something from your distant
past, which he could not possibly know but will be 100% accurate!
Saturday
HURLEY TO LONDON
Following breakfast, disembody, we mean disembark at 10 am and return
to London.
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8 passengers) for just $27,750 for low season or $30,000 for high
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